Here are some funny jokes:

Here are some funny jokes:

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

7. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!

8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

9. Why don’t lobsters share? Because they’re shellfish!

10. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!

I hope these jokes made you laugh! Do you have any specific topic or theme you’d like to hear jokes about? I’d be happy to try and come up with some!